Funny characteristics you can get scholarships for March 31, 2009
Posted by Bryce in Just For Fun, Society.trackback
My search for scholarships on fastweb thus far has not yielded any awards. However, if I weren’t such an unremarkable left-handed, half-Chinese, libertarian-leaning, intellectually curious and creative Mormon from Oregon, and instead possessed the following characteristics, maybe I could get some sweet cash too:
Against the Death Penalty
Bilingual
Birth mother who has placed a child for adoption
Bisexual
Canadian Citizen
Clinically Overweight
Displaced Homemaker
Drug Conviction (Misdemeanor or Felony)
Farm, Raised On
Feminist
Foster Care Recipient
From Small Town <25,000 Population
Height: Women, 5′10″ or above; Men 6′2″ or above
Last Name Van Valkenburg
Mobile Home Park Resident
Parent
Parent of Multiples (Twins, Triplets, etc.)
Public Assistance Recipient
Public Housing Resident
Residence Hall Resident (Dormitory)
Student, One of Multiples (Twins, Triplets, etc.)
Transplant Candidate
Transplant Recipient
Undocumented Immigrant
Vegetarian
Oh c’mon Bryce! I know you’re a feminist and I did always call you Brycie Van Valkenburg. =)
Ok, ok, I AM a feminist, but probably not in a way that could garner me some sweet prizes (i.e. not radical enough). But good catch about my old nickname from school, Count Van Valkenburg! How could I forget?
That’s a great list! I love lists of any kind, but that one is neato. And hey, thanks for thinking our kids are cute. You get brownie points.
Mmmm, brownie points…
But of course your kids are cute! It’s in the genes
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