Funny characteristics you can get scholarships for

My search for scholarships on fastweb thus far has not yielded any awards. However, if I weren’t such an unremarkable left-handed, half-Chinese, libertarian-leaning, intellectually curious and creative Mormon from Oregon, and instead possessed the following characteristics, maybe I could get some sweet cash too:

Against the Death Penalty

Bilingual

Birth mother who has placed a child for adoption

Bisexual

Canadian Citizen

Clinically Overweight

Displaced Homemaker

Drug Conviction (Misdemeanor or Felony)

Farm, Raised On

Feminist

Foster Care Recipient

From Small Town <25,000 Population

Height: Women, 5′10″ or above; Men 6′2″ or above

Last Name Van Valkenburg

Mobile Home Park Resident

Parent

Parent of Multiples (Twins, Triplets, etc.)

Public Assistance Recipient

Public Housing Resident

Residence Hall Resident (Dormitory)

Student, One of Multiples (Twins, Triplets, etc.)

Transplant Candidate

Transplant Recipient

Undocumented Immigrant

Vegetarian

---